I was on campus today, and they must be gearing up for the new kids, because I was handed two glossy fliers on “how to thrive at college” and was congratulated by the guy at the bookstore for being a Cal student. I wanted to shout at them, “I’m almost 29 for God’s sake! I’ve been here for 3 years, and my allegiance will always lie with the Big Green!”
So you can call me the Curmudgeon. The Curmudgeon is off to finish baking B’s birthday cake.