What I was thinking:
Dum-de-dum-de-dum, gosh, LLF only slept for about 25 minutes–usually his morning nap is much longer. Oh well, he seems pretty happy, playing in his crib. It can just be quiet time for a bit, until I finish up these chores.
What I ought to have been thinking:
Oh Sh**. He’s up after only 25 minutes. That probably means he pooped. And now he’s messing around happily in his crib even though he’s awake. Double Sh**. That probably means he is smearing poop all over his stuffed animals.