Dear LLF: I understand you are excited about walking (like a drunken sailor), and talking (BYE! DOG!). This does not mean it is acceptable to stay up all night alternating between pointing at dark corners of the room and shouting hopefully: “DOG?!?” (pronounced “GOG!”) and jumping up and down on your parents/pillows/the bed. There is no DOG!! in the corner of any room (Milo had to go back to Beantown, Loki stayed in the Granola State, and Snaffles headed back to CountryDaySchool), and Hop on Pop is only a recognized sport in Dr. Seuss-land. That will be all. Go to sleep. Now.